It is a beautiful cloudy cold day and I can’t really speak because my jaw is clenched rather firmly shut and my molars are getting really intimate with one another*. So intimate in fact that you can see their motion through the jumping muscles in my cheeks.
I think I did a prat fall out of [...]

I love what I do. Yes, I know it is sickening to hear but I really do. I think I might die if the internet did. Which btw you really need to be aware could be an option if the evil bastards/US Congress those people get away with what they are planning. Lookit please?
I would [...]