First let’s define *bloortness*. You know that feeling when your sinuses are packed to the rafters with water the consistency of khaki gelatine? And how you can’t breathe without sounding like petite bubbles are attempting to squeeze through the crowd of all of UP’s rugby players in order to get to the bar and then [...]

What a fantastic evening! Ok so it was more like half a day /grin. Nothing wrong with spending almost 12 hours with people you love. I didn’t sit still so all I can report on are the people, but hopefully I will find out more about the events. Scene. The Original Camel Man made a [...]

Ok so it is horrifically cold. I have always had to have birthdays in the cold but seriously…the one year I attempt a bonfire braai with my heartpeople it is so cold we could use the tears of little children as toothpicks. And yet…/beam. MAN, I’m excited. My blood is literally fizzing with joy and [...]