It is a beautiful cloudy cold day and I can’t really speak because my jaw is clenched rather firmly shut and my molars are getting really intimate with one another*. So intimate in fact that you can see their motion through the jumping muscles in my cheeks.
I think I did a prat fall out of [...]

Brace yourself. Shallow post this:
Either I have become more aware of the members of my gender or I am suddenly surrounded by a few drool inducingly hot females. All shining hair, lip gloss wielding, lily white yielding flesh and razor wit. I completely understand why you wand carriers* can barely think around women. Let it [...]

I am droolingly stupid and horrified. I just spent the past 2 hours watching DSTV and I am shaking and depressed. How can anyone watch television and not want to kill themselves? Not kidding. Not being overly dramatic…well.
No wonder our world is in the wtf state it is in. Good lord folks…Read. Please read? Hell, [...]

CC used the f-word* yesterday. I may have cried a little bit. I was still ok with him buggering off to Cape Town to find himself or the mountain or whatever it is that tie dye wearing, copy writing flakes who drive S4’s and own everything with the word “touch” in it somewhere do there…grrr…where [...]

I understand how being in pain can warp your spirit. I read about Nacho’s neuralgia years ago and read how it changed him but I have had only a few of experiences of true physical pain*. This dental thing gives me some inkling of why people suffering from chronic pain off themselves. I am so [...]

Other than the odd, differently-geared human being, very few people enjoy going to the dentist. However, some souls like your author, would rather endure  searing, nerve-stripping pain for months (or until the progressively stronger painkillers run out) than visit the very nice dentist who does not deserve such trembling fear*.
I’ve already lost an 8th of [...]

I think it might be better for me to avoid everyone I care about for a while. I think volunteering as a mercenary might be a good thing for a few weeks. This birthday is killing me. I don’t even want to turn it funny because it is not. Not even a little bit. I [...]

I feel discontented. I want to write but I don’t know what. I just know that if I don’t the words will ribbon my skin to escape. Writing isn’t so much a hobby or habit as it is a compulsion*. It staves off the chittering voices really, feeds them words and then they’re quiet for [...]

It is a damn inconvenience not to be able to speak to you. Why did you have to end up being the one person to whom I tell everything? One little hara-kiri declaration and wham…radio silence. I am going to have the jaw muscles of a beaver with all this grinding.
Either just before or just [...]

Today I have 2 meetings, one with the napalmed-evolution-proposal woman who wants “her website partners” to have an “exploratory” meeting. She makes me want to grind my teeth until I choke on the fine calcium grit. Basically I have to meet with the people who set up their website. I proposed to completely regenerate the [...]