First let’s define *bloortness*. You know that feeling when your sinuses are packed to the rafters with water the consistency of khaki gelatine? And how you can’t breathe without sounding like petite bubbles are attempting to squeeze through the crowd of all of UP’s rugby players in order to get to the bar and then [...]

Before Sunset – Julie Delphy If you have not yet seen this movie or more honestly both of these movies, you are losing a vital part of life to apathy.

Ah. When dissapointment in maybe-love and hangovers inevitably occur (very similar states really with quite a lot in common and almost always coupled*) most everyone has remedies. Mine are as follows: Dissapointment in maybe-love: >1 of the Before Sunrise/Sunset movies  – check – I could only find Before Sunset. Which is probably worse because in [...]

Well. I went on my first date in ages last night and it was lovely. We actually had stuff to talk about, we even skipped the movie to continue talking. When he laughed his eyes crinkled and he had this completely feral sexy-as-all-hell smile that makes me shiver right down to my toes. So there [...]